I know like me you’ve been wondering who this murderess is.
All I know is her name is Curiosity. What do you think? Only a woman scorned can be this evil. What am I even talking about? Let’s start from the very beginning, shall we?
So, you’ve been hearing for a really long time how this witch (clears throat) person, how this person has been hunting and killing those cuties. Of all the things in the world… Ok, so cats have 9 lives. And this person (rolls eyes) has killed them over and over again. Those poor babies have died 9 times over and she ain’t stopped murdering. Who knows how many cats all over the world have suffered at the hands of this murderess?
So, every time you heard the statement, “Curiosity killed the cat”, what did you think was going on?
I just have the one question for her: Curiosity, what did these poor cats do to you? Haven’t you done enough?
I can’t take it anymore. I just can’t. Huh uh. Are you not outraged?
Curiosity has been killing cats for decades now. How many victims have suffered mercilessly at her hands is presently unknown. Isn’t it time we did something about this? Well, we got ourselves a murderess on the loose.
Don’t ask me how I know it’s a she. I just got the sensing for these things. You know?